h4rmonics:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe it’s not butter?
NOT BUTTER

(Source: hhlil)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

im-below-average:

"I like being single but I also like cuddling & goodnight texts & having someone to talk to 24/7"

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with